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Day 5

The Official Unofficial - Marooned! 'Helang Diarist'
by Hmmm - 'One who was there.'

Day 3: Dawn. Awoken by Charlotte squawking 'Leech, leech, I've got a leech on me!' Managed to calm her down when it was explained it was only Adrian. 3 days and everyone's starving. Adrian's mum wasn't able to deliver the full English breakfast so Adrian phoned Dominoes - they weren't very helpful either, saying 3 lads were drowned on the previous night's order.

Simon & Uzma volunteered to look for the water hole, they disappeared into the jungle with Uzma still twittering on about 'kerolene'. That girl had better be careful or someone will set fire to her.

Those left decided to build a shelter. Jayne & Charlotte said 'A lean to', JJ said 'A-Frame'. Andy thought she said A-Team and wanted to be Hannibal. Charlotte said 'Face'. JJ was sick. Adrian thought Simon would be a good Mr T. Everyone wondered about Murdock when James wandered by. He has started laughing to himself and dribbling. It was decided against approaching him about the Murdock thing. The shelter ended up as a leaning A frame, JJ said 'Wallop'.

Five hours later, Simon & Uzma returned. Uzma looked like she'd been punched in the mouth; she's stopped talking about kerolene now. Charlotte & Adrian seem to be spending a lot of time in the jungle, can't see why as there's nothing to do here.

Capt. Austin arrived and gave out the first immunity challenge. Everyone was given a sausage and told to hide it. Simon took one look at his and burst into tears. JJ (Big girl, BIG girl) promptly ate hers whole and went 'Aaaah!', quite horrible. Capt. Austin said she'd lost the challenge as he'd clearly said not to eat it. Everyone agreed he hadn't but didn't argue as he's the only one with a gun. So, tomorrow night, JJ's got to go.

Evening. Still hungry. Started talking about films. Adrian mentioned 'Alive', Jayne spoke about 'Silence of the Lambs' and James mumbled something about 'Zombie: Flesh Eaters' and 'Braindead'. That lad is a serious worry. Still tomorrow is a new day.

By Hmmm - 'One who was there.'

Day 4 on the island...