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The Official Unofficial - Marooned! 'Helang Diarist'
by Hmmm - 'One who was there.'

Day 5: Another beautiful dawn on this simply stunning island. Golden beams of light striking the sea and shattering into a myriad sparkling stars, wonderful. Unfortunately, this scene was somewhat spoiled for me by seeing James (who was very pleased with himself) walking round in JJ's bikini. Rice again for breakfast. We're all starving, except James who seems to be picking up a bit - he refused his portion saying he didn't want to put on weight!

Jayne, I noticed, has been gathering herbs and boiling them, she's also made a couple of dolls. One looks a bit like a beef burger with shorts on, the other has a bikini and spots. They must be for her son, Wilton. Odd really.

Simon is still very uncomfortable; he's been off looking for a prune tree. Jayne tried to help him again with some sort of dance step. You have to step forward and raise your arms. I must say they both looked a pair of divvies. Again, it had no effect on Simon's bm's.

I'm sorry to report that Uzma found the kerolene today. By the time we located her she'd drunk half of it and was in a terrible state.

Andy, I think, has had a touch of the sun. He has adopted the persona of different TV characters - today for instance he's Jack Regan from The Sweeny. He said to Ade 'Get your strides on, my son, you're nicked!' Charlotte protested at this interruption to their game of Twister and Andy said 'Shut it, you slag.' James started entering into the spirit of things by saying 'Guv, shall I spin their drum without a ticket?' Pandemonium broke out when Uzma turned up and vomited over Charlotte. Adrian rang his mum, 'Mum, mum, they're fighting and saying nasty things to me'. Andy said 'If you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined.'

Things calmed down a bit when Capt. Austin turned up, he said that tomorrow we would be meeting with the Oo La La tribe for an immunity challenge.

That night, someone found a dead rat, which was cooked. Adrian said 'I think I'd have to be dead... before I'd eat a rat'. 'That can be arranged' James replied, with a strange smile on his face.

The funniest thing to happen was round the campfire when Uzma sneezed. A kerolene fireball shot out and singed Charlottes eyebrows.

Later I found some pins sticking in those dolls. Strange.

By Hmmm - 'One who was there.'

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