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Day 6

The Official Unofficial - Marooned! 'Helang Diarist'
by Hmmm - 'One who was there.'

Day 6: I must say James is looking remarkably healthy. Everyone is wondering if he has a secret supply of food somewhere. The rat really smells now. Jayne said Uzma locating the kerolene was a blessing in disguise as it gave Charlotte, smouldering good looks. We all laughed.

We don't have problems lighting the fire either - Simon found a lighter with a flint so we slap Uzma on the back, flick the lighter and Hey Presto the fire is lit. Talking of Simon, his bm problem has been cleared. Apparently the problem was caused by him smuggling in an extra luxury item. With the help of Andy he recovered his 35mm camera, tripod and 17 rolls of film. Ouch! Immunity Challenge today. Andy (or should I say Brains, as he wants to be today) said 'I..I..I..ddddon't think wwwwwe're g..g..going t..t..t..to m..m..m..make it Mmmmmr TTTTracy' I think the tribes respect for Andy is wearing rather thin.

Met with Oo La La. Recognised the 'crow like' Eve straight away, she was clutching a bag of rice to herself, anytime anyone approached her she'd glare at them. Jayne said 'She's not very rice.' We laughed. Mick was obviously 'itching' to get on with it, hoping from foot to foot scratching his bum. Richard: 'Is it safe?' Me: 'Yes, it looks safe.' Richard: 'Is it safe?' Me: 'I'm sure it is, they wouldn't let us play unless it was.' Richard: 'Is it safe?' Me: 'Ok, no it isn't' The man is barking. Apparently he's a dentist. Sarah looks very elegant, but was worried about a broken nail opening a can of grapefruit. Pete seems very fit, but must have tight pants because he speaks in a very high voice. Zoe, comes from Lebanon apparently, (at least that's what I thought she said). She likes Sindy dolls and Harley's too. Jackie obviously didn't have time to dress this morning.

The challenge was fairly simple, swim to a log in the sea, put on T-shirts with letters on and spell words. James was directing our team. We had, 'kill', 'maim', 'death' and 'skull'. Oo La La won with 'prestidigitation' - not sure how they managed that with only 5 letters. Andy (sorry, Brains), stayed on the log, 'Tttttto p..p..p..practise' he said. 'R..r..r..respect.' We said. (Well it is catching)

We all returned to camp, gutted that we lost again. We knew someone had to go. Uzma said 'We have to get rid of the most useless one here.' - Out of the mouth of babes. Charlotte & Ade went to play Twister. Jayne was doing something with the dolls. James was sharpening bamboo stakes.

By Hmmm - 'One who was there.'